unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

sexhaver:

avantgardejazz:

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

pr0spit:

timaeus-gnostic:

assflash newshole

i’ve been the entire goddamn time

uchanda:

therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

sydnova:

ok but… if a girl ever hugged me from behind and gave me a kiss on the cheek i would probably die

magicact:

magicact:

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

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